February 2011
Gail, you're gonna grow hot dogs up your butt and...
-words of wisdom from my mom
January 2011
maaattitties asked: thx for da follow! :D
On the phone with that special person:
Him: (busy doing something)
Me: (singing) TOMORROW I’LL WAKE UP DO SOME P90X MEET A REALLY NICE GIRL HAVE SOME REALLY NICE SEX! AND I’M GONNA SCREAM OUT THIS IS GREAT!
Him: (girl voice) OH MA GAWD THIS IS GREAT YEEEUH!
Me: OH OH YES I SAID IT! I SAID IT! I SAID IT CAUSE I CAAAAAUN!
Him: Ima go now.. hahahahahaa
Me: (singing) BABY PLEASE DON’T GOOOO!!
Both:...
cute shit.
“Dude, wanna hang out?” “Nah, hanging out with my girl man.” “What happened to bros before hoes?” “That rule still goes, but it’s just that she ain’t a hoe.”
"I mean they don't have computers in Hong Kong"...
are you foreal?
Taking naps in the middle of the day are...
anthonymathh:
Unknown Ft Yiruma - AfterThoughts
illestjay:
Chris Brown - Gotta Be Your Man.
flipmcpforlife:
aaronneery:
mayaladesma:
...
Haha just asked him to Sadies...
and guess what he did?
Runs down the street yelling “SHE ASKED ME TO SADIES!” and skipping.
Yup that’s definitely my boyfriend, hahaha
“I Do the Inevitable.”
– Neil Patrick Lawrence Insigne. (via neilb4mexd)
Follow her, best blog ever.
c0nfidence.tumblr.com
<3
You feel like paradise and I need a vacation.
-Britney Spears
"The only thing you have control of in life is...
-Alison Jacks
If we threw all our problems in a pile and saw...
-90 year old man
Pain is beauty
alexxzzhang:
too fake. big sean
I BRUSH MY TEETH BACK AND FORTH, I BRUSH MY...
I don't play it like Shaggy cause you'll know it...
imaliger asked: I see your dweeber.
When your with your friends and a hot guy walks by
nickkillestt:
glitteryllamas:
When I walk by they’re probably like,
It's TMI Tuesday. You could literally be asking me...
mktp-:
veeanne:
saingso:
Jeff Bernat | Sweet...
Life is never enough until your heart stops...
I wish...
arjayyy:
that we go to the same school
ride the same bus
split the iPod so we listen to the same songs together
take the same classes
hold ur hand everyday
take pics together in class to pass time
to see that smile every time i mess around in class
and to know that we can do it all again the next day
<3
Dear babe,
adrianboom:
I wear the pants in the relationship.
-Your Girlfriend
I don't understand how a girl can get through the...
Just get the f*ck out.
When girls purposely say “ew I look like crap but I’ll post this picture of me up anyway:)” GTFO, really. You’re saying that for the attention. So people will feel sorry for you and like the picture and say something sweet like “psh you’re beautiful, don’t say you’re ugly”.
ATTENTION WHORES. STFU.